Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
