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I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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