What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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