A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
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