That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I party with great urgency now.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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