idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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