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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
barbara walters just said penis...
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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