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One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
It was confusing and full of hummus
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She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
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I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
how drunk are you?
Several
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
Randomize