I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I'm both gender and math confused
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
Randomize
