I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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