Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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