u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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