How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Life is so much better after having sex.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Randomize