she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
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I will be naked everywhere
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
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what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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