I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
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