Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
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He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
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I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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