Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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