i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
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just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
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Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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