So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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