Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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