i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
I think I just sharted jello shots
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