id be glad to
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
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