I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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