:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
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You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
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BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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