there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
being pregnant is like rehab
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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