it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
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We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
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I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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