i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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