batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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