The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
tell me about the fingering
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