Where did you get a picture of my penis
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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