Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
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We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
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Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
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