it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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