But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Randomize
