so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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