Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
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No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
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yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
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