please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
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I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
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After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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