I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
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