if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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