He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
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sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
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HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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