I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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