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just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
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you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
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Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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