maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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