How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I tried to put a seat belt on in the shower. And I'm 80% sure I ate soap.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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