No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
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I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
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How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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