Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Randomize