Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
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By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
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Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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