final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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