Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
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She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
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Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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