Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Randomize
