using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
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I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
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I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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