When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
you went over there?
His drunk texts were grammatically perfect. At least our kids will be smart.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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