i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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