My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
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Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
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WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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