508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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