he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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